onions?

So I see this on Drudgereport today:



with the headline,

"MICROSOFT WITHOUT BILL GATES? AN UNCERTAIN FUTURE ARRIVES..."

I looked at the picture again and thought the header should read something more like,

"SHOCKING PHOTO REVEALS BILL GATES WITH
SECOND HEAD GROWING FROM ABDOMEN"

So THAT's where they come up with those EULAs. All this time I thought it was law school dropouts, but it turns out Bill has a miniature noggin' churning out the convoluted agreements.

"The software is licensed, not sold. This agreement only gives you some rights to use the software. Microsoft reserves all other rights. Unless applicable law gives you more rights despite this limitation, you may use the software only as expressly permitted in this agreement. In doing so, you must comply with any technical limitations in the software that only allow you to use it in certain ways. For more information,... "