Let me start by saying that these "meals" were challenged to me. Their dietary/culinary value is reflected directly in the recommended movies of each.
-Ramen Noodles with Tuna, Bud Light
- Cheap and easy with little to no redeeming value? Major League. Any of the three should do.
- Who eats cottage cheese? That stuff's gross. Try Little Monsters or anything with John Candy (I'd say Delerious or Nothing But Trouble). They have about as much taste.
- Let's see...Inexpensive, resourceful, nutritious, sweet flavor, but definately american/comercial. I'd say HERO with Dustin Hoffman and Gena Davis
- NOW we're getting somewhere. Snatch. Definitely Snatch.
- I only ever remember eating those huge crappy pizzas at youth group whenever I watch this movie so I'm biased.
- 1 dozen white castles and a liter of cola
- Tough one... I'd have to go with Salmon, Asparagus, Long Grain Rice, Pinot Grigio
- Now its time for your saltines. Probably some Sprite as well. Nothing that will harm you coming back up during the movie.
- Ribeye, Red potatoes, Cabernet or just a huge glass of milk.
- I've got a good spinach and pork stuffed lamb recipe I can send you which should be about as classy as this movie and a really good match.
- I like the French movie "Le Dîner de cons". I know it is completely not the movie you listed, just a side note and a great movie. But to go with your "Trouble with Harry" style movie, go with KaBob, and beer. The KaBob should get that stabbing need out of the way while you enjoy a meal to match Hitchcock's style. The beer is up to you.
- Cliché (this dicipline's version of Confucius) would say something with hotdogs (Pigs in a blanket?), but I'd like to go with a Spinach salad, italian dressing with crumbled grilled chicken breast on top. Actually, I wouldn't completely rule out a good sausage dog done up with kraut and spicy mustard and a Coke if you think the first choice is a bit too girly for this movie.
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Well met, sir, but I'm not done with you yet:
- Oreo cookies, milk, cold medicine
- four macrobiotic vanilla yogurts and a Diet 7up
- 9 pounds of honey baked ham, two cans of diet doctor thunder (wal-mart generic diet doctor pepper, in case it wasn't obvious), and 2 uneaten bananas
- 7 full cups of sour milk strewn through the house and 15 cwackahs (said with mouth full of crackers)
- pureed peas made into one dozen frozen pea cookies, one polyester fleece sleeve, and 250ml of breast milk
I would challenge you with some more movies, but I haven't seen any movies since our last challenge. Other than the new Bond, which was fantastic and needs no meal, but feel free if you like.
Word up, yo!
A good child's movie would go with any of these. I recommend a "G" rating and a preview by the parents (G-s now have objectionable content in'em as we accept more and more in our society.)
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